REMEMBER WHEN:
All the girls had ugly school uniforms
Nearly everyone's Mum was home when the
kids got home from school
Nobody owned a purebred dog
You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a
penny
Your Mother wore nylons that came in two
pieces
All male teachers wore ties and female
teachers had their hair done
every day and wore high heels
You got your windscreen cleaned, oil
checked and petrol served,
without asking, all for free, every time..
Mum cooked every night and nearly every
meal was meat and
3 Veg with a Roast on Sunday.
They threatened to keep children back a
year if they failed
the school year. . . And they did!
When an FC Holden was everyone's dream
car...
No one ever asked where the car keys were
because they were
always in the car, in the ignition, and
the doors were never locked
Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling
down was cause for giggles?
Playing cricket with no adults to help the
children with the rules
of the game
Bottles came from the corner shop without
safety caps and
hermetic seals because no one had yet
tried to poison a
perfect stranger
And with all our progress, don't you wish,
just once, you could
slip back in time and savour the slower
pace, and share it with
the children of today?
When being sent to the headmaster's office
was nothing
compared to the fate that awaited you at
home
Basically we were in fear for our lives,
but it wasn't because
of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs etc.
Our parents and
grandparents were a much bigger threat!
But we survived
because their love was greater than the
threat.
As well as summers filled with bike rides,
cricket, Hula Hoops,
skating and visits to the pool, and
bonfire nights with REAL
firecrackers.
Didn't that feel good, just to go back and
say, 'Yes, I remember that'?
I am sharing this with you today because
it ended with a
Double Dare to pass it on. To remember
what a Double Dare is,
read on, and remember that the perfect age
is somewhere
between old enough to know better and too
young to care.
Send this on to someone who can still
remember the
Lone Ranger and Sgt Bilko
How many of these do You Remember?
Coca Cola in bottles.
Choo Choo Bars and Fags. (That word had no
other meaning then.)
Home milk delivery before glass bottles
(with tinfoil tops )
when the milkman filled your Billy.
LP's & 45 RPM records.
78 RPM records!
Adding Machines.
Scalextric.
Do you remember a time when..
Decisions were made by going
'Eeny-meeny-miney-moe'?
'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran
the fastest?
Catching tadpoles could happily occupy an
entire day?
It wasn't odd to have two or three 'Best
Friends'?
The worst thing you could catch from the
opposite sex was
'chickenpox'?
Having a Weapon in School meant being
caught with a shangai?
Playing war with pretend guns but
"real" wooden swords.
Cigarette cards in the spokes transformed
any bike into a motorcycle?
Taking drugs meant being given half of one
of mum's
Bex tablets for a headache.
Lighting a whole row of Tom Thumbs and
throwing them
at your mate's feet, was the ultimate
weapon.
If you can remember most or all of these,
Then You Have Lived!!!!!!!
Pass this on to anyone who may need a
break from their
'Grown-Up' Life.


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